April 2010
2 posts
“We are down here for the weekend. It is suddenly full summer; everything is out; the garden blazing with lilac, apple, pear blossom and every flower you can imagine; and the country is far far far away better than Cassis. Really, the downs are astonishing at this moment. […] But in five years we shall be driven out — there’s no doubt of it […] they say they’re going...
March 2010
7 posts
“Woman #1: I love TGI Friday’s, but if I could pick any local place to go for...”
– “America, Encapsulated”, Overheard Everywhere (via warmgun)
To Woman #1’s credit, Macaroni Grill is like, really fancy.
February 2010
10 posts
January 2010
7 posts
“Sometimes I just bring four hard boiled eggs to work for lunch and I eat them....”
– Personal Trainer Patricia, NYSC
Letter of the Day: The Devil and Mister Robertson
thedailywhat:
Satan (in the form of Minneapolis resident Lilly Coyle) writes an open letter to Pat Robertson, excoriating the televangelist for his claim that the Haiti quake was the direct consequence of the put-upon nation’s long-standing pact with him.
From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out....
Dept. of Dumb Ideas →
“I only weigh 100 pounds, and one glass of wine, that’s about all I can do,” she said.
December 2009
14 posts
Disturbing New Trend: Baby Wigs →
“I wouldn’t be caught dead without my lace front and my baby won’t either.”
This is the stuff of visionaries, guys.
“I had a concept for something a lot like this a few years ago except it sent you...”
– Dan, in response to the news that Mira has invented a service that alerts you when your favorite foods are being served in the dining hall. (via regressioncurve)
The Adventures of Genya and Niko
A sociological study on international relations.
Round 1: Russia vs Greece/Honduras.
Genya: You are an opera singer. That is kind of a faggot job.
Niko: Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Motherfucker.
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[Via...
“I was riding my bicycle over the brooklyn bridge the other night and it was a full moon and I had just left yoga and I was like ahh. This is beautiful. And my next thought was ‘if I was 22 I’d stop and take a picture and tell everyone about it.’”
— Woman next to me, Antique Cafe on 26th
November 2009
13 posts
NO, YOU'RE TOO MUCH →
.Camron Feat. Diplomats- We Built This City
For...
malleability.
regressioncurve:
Roles I Assumed in Elementary School Productions of Both Musical and Dramatic Nature:
1. Elderly Chinese Grandmother
2. The Oracle at Delphi
3. St. George
4. Fire
Dude. I was so the oracle. I have evidence, too. You’ve really gotta stop stealing my life. But I’ll concede the roll of Fire, cause I was definitely Water.
And I put you out. Shazaam!
